ADHD&Friends

she / her•47 y.o.

My ADHD as animal

That one hamster in the cage that is forever running her ass off on that stupid wheel. The one who runs knowing full well she’s never actually going to get anywhere. Then suddenly trips over her own feet. Completely east shit. Gets flipped atound and tossed out of the wheel to lay in the pine bedding of the cage until shes able to catch the breath she just knocked out of her self. I’m the one who suffers from the eat shit gene.

My ADHD as a character

Whould be like the Mad Hatter attempting to fix Rabbits poket watch. With tea, jam, butter, but somehow putting mustard on it is plain silly. Then determining the problem is in the watch is 2 days slow. After he made it go mad from trying to fix it to begin with.

I always forget my

Phone and head if it wasnt attached. Most days.

As a kid, I wanted to be

Accepted! A kid the other kids actually liked and wanted to play with. I wanted to be normal. Get invited to birthday parties. The first kid picked to play dodge ball, instead of dead last. The kid the others didn’t poke fun at or bully everyday. Normal! I wanted to fit in like everyone else.

My last meal on earth would be

Taco’s!!! It’s a good group. I looked it up.