Today a bird bit me

The only thing I have that’s similar is how bees always end up randomly in my hair. I’m a natural redhead and my best guess is they mistake me for a flower, but one time I was in the hot tub and a bee land on my face D: I went down under the water slowly, thinking it would encourage her to get off, and when I came back up she was on my boob and headed down my swimsuit. Normally I don’t care and can handle it myself, but seeing her legs freaked me out and I froze up. A stranger at the community pool thankfully rescued me and flicked her off my cleavage. He was very handsome, apologized the whole time, and immediately took off saying “say hi to your husband for me.” Because apparently he knew my husband(????), idk but I didn’t know him. In my shock I had completely forgotten his name so it was a strange conversation with my husband that evening… but yeah… bees. Every year in the summer it’s bees in my hair… but that summer it was one on my face and in my top.

Lol

Okay

What how do you get that close

What kind of bird bit you?

A really big one! 😯

That happens to me all the time too

omg what kind of a bird?