Multi-Tasking Level Over 9000

I told my friend I have ADHD. He said, "Must be tough to focus." I said, "Not at all. I can focus on everything at once. Yesterday, I microwaved popcorn while taking a shower, balancing my checkbook, learning the Ukrainian alphabet, and contemplating the meaning of life, all at the same time." He asked, "So, how was the popcorn?" I said, "What popcorn?" Welcome to ADHD life, where we don't do things halfway. We either forget it completely or do it while doing a dozen other things. And sometimes both. It's not a bug, it's a feature!